SMP96

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September 11
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>be in class >morbidly obese fat kid also in class >his name was Stephen >infamous for being 300lb in 5th grade >gets obsessed with Wario Land 3 >always has his GameBoy Color and Wario Land 3 >got it taken up a few times but always got it back and kept bringing it to school >didn't even understand the games, just liked wario >made up moves that wario did >basically just put "Wario" before whatever he was doing >"Wario Punch!", "Wario Stomp", "Wario Pile Driver", etc >Always wants to play "Wario" at recess but no one knows what that even is so no one did >anyway so in class one day >teacher asks class a question >Stephen raises his hand to answer >actually tries to answer, doesn't say anything Wario related >gets it wrong >smartass teacher's pet ccccRRRUNT, sitting next to him laughs and provides the right answer >Stephen is visibly angered >turns to her and screams "MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM!!!" >Leans away from her, ass pointed right at her >Stephen, no.wav >rips the mightiest of ass right at her >Swear I saw her hair gust back from the blast >she's the first to smell it >she pukes on the spot >whole class starts to smell like the foulest shit I may have ever smelled >we don't even wait for the teacher to dismiss us, everyone piles out into the hall >Stephen got ISS for 3 days >smartass ccrrRUNT never spoke up again

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